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Memories of Excessive Laughter
by Sea Breeze in
1. jw
2. friends
jw's are not known for laughter.

there are the rare exceptions.

they are more known for their fear mongering and doomsday scenarios where "the dead shall come to be as manure on the surface of the ground from one end of the earth clear to the other".
Sea Breeze

That is funny!
"Now, Bro. Ron W,
The Body is concerned that you haven't heeded the warning about the hidden dangers of laughter that the Slave has brought to our attention:

'Excessive laughter can at times lead to vomiting....laughter can cause the sphincter muscles of the... rectum to relax suddenly, with embarrassing results'. - g72 1/8 pp. 3-4 Can Laughter Benefit Your Health?
Now, you wouldn't want to be guilty of causing sphincter failure in the congregation would you? We are sure that you will make the necessary adjustments to your personality so that all our sphincters will remain tight as a drum".
The WT makes Dumb and Dumber look like geniuses!
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Memories of Excessive Laughter
by Sea Breeze in
1. jw
2. friends
jw's are not known for laughter.

there are the rare exceptions.

they are more known for their fear mongering and doomsday scenarios where "the dead shall come to be as manure on the surface of the ground from one end of the earth clear to the other".
Sea Breeze

What a ridiculous and sweeping generalisation.
Yes. And warranted in my opinion, especially among the leadership. Typical WT content included doomsday messages, fear tactics, guilting, co-dependency, mind control techniques, scripted retarded messages, speakers terrified of saying something "unapproved", no sports, no "worldly asssociation", how to remain "spotless and without blemish", boring propheitc timelines with types, and anti-types, near zero messsages on grace and mercy, etc., etc. etc. Not exactly comedy material.
The JW lifestyle, as I remember growing up was like a prisoner loaded down with rules, impossible duties, and drudery that can be summed up as 1. do more 2. run faster, 3. jump higher
I remember people being on edge, living with a seige mentality where armageddon could break out any minute and UN security forces will likely try to kill us as we watch Jehovah "kill ten thousand at our very side" (remember that Kingdom song?)
It was a laugh a minute.
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Memories of Excessive Laughter
by Sea Breeze in
1. jw
2. friends
jw's are not known for laughter.

there are the rare exceptions.

they are more known for their fear mongering and doomsday scenarios where "the dead shall come to be as manure on the surface of the ground from one end of the earth clear to the other".
Sea Breeze

JW's are not known for laughter. There are the rare exceptions. They are more known for their fear mongering and doomsday scenarios where "the dead shall come to be as manure on the surface of the ground from one end of the earth clear to the other". - Jeremiah 25: 33
This was my dad's favorite scripture that he paraphrased anytime I wanted to have a father / son talk.
By contrast, after leaving WT, we had an assistant Baptist pastor at a church we attended from Tennessee. He was hysterical. The main pastor was German, a little reserved by nature, but would giggle on demand when Pastor Mac (Irish) let loose on one of many funny sayings. The Pastors and deacons would sometimes pass a rubber chicken to each other at services.... supposedly for some sort of award I didn't fully understand, but didn't care since it was too, too funny.
The main pastor, would often quote Proverbs 17: 22 in sermons from time to time:
"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine"
I remember thinking that in 33 years of WT instruction from infancy, I had never heard that scripture quoted. A good laugh is very healthy.... unless you are a JW. Then, it is bad.
Here the WT seeks to warn against the dangers of excessive laughter:
"Excessive laughter can at times lead to vomiting. Especially in the case of children, too much laughter can cause the sphincter muscles of the bladder and the rectum to relax suddenly, with embarrassing results". - g72 1/8 pp. 3-4 Can Laughter Benefit Your Health?
I don't think assistant Pastor Mac would have made a very good JW.
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Reddit thread: ‘This Cult is Dying and it Brings Me Joy’
by LongHairGal in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
this is an excellent thread to read that i saw yesterday and the poster hits the nail on the head and tells it so well.

he is really knocking pimi witnesses and has a lot of well deserved criticisms about them.. he says he hopes at this point that they never wake up….

i am inclined to feel the same.
Sea Breeze

“They are a parasite living off the fear provided by mainstream media.”
Good connection. The same ultimate enemy that gives you the fear problem, offers you their “solution”.
By contrast, Jesus said over and over to “fear not”. I think that fear is at the root of most mental problems. And, JW’s live under crushing fear.
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WT in a Nutshell
by Sea Breeze in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
the watchtower tries to make the christian faith about what you are doing.

but, the christian faith is about what jesus already did.

any questions?.
Sea Breeze
Titus 3:5:
"He saved us, not because of righteous things we had done, but because of his mercy. Through the washing of rebirth and renewal by the Holy Spirit" (emphasizes the past tense "saved us").
Romans 5:10:
"For if, while we were God's enemies, we were reconciled to him through the death of his Son, how much more, having been reconciled, shall we be saved through his life!" (highlights the past action of reconciliation through Christ's death)

WT in a Nutshell

by Sea Breeze in

the watchtower tries to make the christian faith about what you are doing.

but, the christian faith is about what jesus already did.

any questions?.

Sea Breeze

The Watchtower tries to make the Christian faith about what you are doing. But, the Christian faith is about what Jesus already did. Any questions?

What is Your Favorite WT Lie?

by Sea Breeze in

i would like to start a thread on lies that the watchtower and their reps have told.

surely we all have one or two that truly sticks out in our memories, no matter how much we would like to forget.

my favorite wt lie: the reason they don't want to release the name of the "scholars" who worked on the new world translation is because they do not want to accept "glory and honor" from others.

"Would it be Scripturally proper for them to now marry and to begin to rear children? No, is the answer, which is supported by the Scripture. Those Jonadabs who now contemplate marriage, it would seem, would do better if they wait a few years, until the fiery storm of Armageddon is gone..." Face the Facts (1938) pp.46-50

President-Elect Trump Tears Into Biden For Making World 'Vastly Dangerous'; World War 3 Warning!

by Esoteric in

live streaming i trump tears into biden for making world 'vastly dangerous'; world war 3 warning!!!

(times of india).

u.s president elect donald trump tears into joe biden for having made the world more dangerous than ever before with the threat of world war 3 closer than ever before.

Sea Breeze

Gee, your hair smellls terrific.

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What is Your Favorite WT Lie?

by Sea Breeze in

i would like to start a thread on lies that the watchtower and their reps have told.

surely we all have one or two that truly sticks out in our memories, no matter how much we would like to forget.

my favorite wt lie: the reason they don't want to release the name of the "scholars" who worked on the new world translation is because they do not want to accept "glory and honor" from others.

Sea Breeze

I remember being train to say this in the 60's: "We are not a church. We're Jehovah's Witnesses".

But when the Gibbering Buddies found out they could extract millions of dollars each year from countries in $atan's Organization, especially in Europe, all they sudden is was OK to be a church.

Hypocrits.

(NATO Emergency Meeting!) Biden To Give NUKES to Ukraine Under Consideration – WORLD WAR 3!!!

by Esoteric in

(nato emergency meeting!

) biden to give nukes to ukraine under consideration – world war 3!!!

(steve ram).

Sea Breeze

A poll released by the Kyiv Institute of Sociology, with data gathered from 8–16 April, 41.1% of people in Donetsk were for decentralisation of Ukraine with powers transferred to regions, while letting it remain a unified state, 38.4% for changing Ukraine into federation, 27.5% were in favour of secession from Ukraine to join the Russian Federation, and only 10.6% supported current unitary structure without changes.[18]

Looks like most of the people affected by all this are unhappy with Zelenski's Ukraine one way or another. This is a regional dispute and needs to be worked out between the parties invoved. It is certainly not an issue worthy of a nuclear war for the whole world to suffer through.

Many seem to love war and chaos so that they can be part of the "solution". Only problem is, the people in the disputed regions don't seem to particularly want to be "saved" by Zelinski. I hope voters remember what their hawkish politicians (on both sides of the isle) put us through in two years during the next election cycle.